With the kids school year well under way and political campaigning in full swing I would like to take a moment and say a quick word to school bullies and other haters out there. But first a short digression.
Are you aroused right now? Once upon a time I would have said the answer is between you and god. Then science came along. They have this device called a penometer. Yes, that's penometer, as in latin for "let's measure your penis." The penometer not only measures the circumference of your genitalia, it also measures its electrical conductivity. It can tell with startling accuracy when you are experiencing arousal, whether you are willing to admit this fact or not.
There are many possible uses to such a device I am sure. Just one example of things they can do with the penometer was
a study done at University of Georgiaon men with negative attitudes about homosexuality. They asked these men a number of questions to ascertain just how negative these attitudes were, attached the penometer and turned on some gay porn. sounds like a good time to me.
What this study showed was what the gay community has been saying for years, the more homophobic the man, the more likely he's in the closet about his own sexuality. Which brings me back to the haters.
You know who you are. School bullies, rednecks who like to yell F_G when you drive by a gay bar, republican congressmen, etc. I am not saying that every man who hates on the LGBT community is automatically in the closet, but a surprising number are.
So...The next time you feel the sudden urge to call some a F*g because of the way they dress or walk, or god forbid beat or kill someone because you think they are "throwing their lifestyle in my face" I would just like you to pause and consider for one minute what you are telling the rest of us about your sexuality. That is all.